Wisdom

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Wisdom #553: The cruise liner, Queen Elizabeth II, moves 125 feet for each gallon of diesel that it burns (at 20 mph).

Wisdom #1325: No man is an island, but then no man is a potato salad, either.

Wisdom #292: Anything worth fighting for is worth fighting dirty for.

Wisdom #1683: You may be redneck if people ask permission to hunt in the front yard.

Wisdom #926: Don't knock masturbation; isn't sex with someone you love the best kind?

Wisdom #1383: Profanity: the single language in which all programmers are expert.

Wisdom #13: I hate it when that happens.

Wisdom #1157: If I was a woman I'd stay at home all day and play with my breasts.