Wisdom

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Wisdom #151: When you lose, don't lose the lesson.

Wisdom #1030: He can't be a man cause he does not smoke the same cigarettes as me

Wisdom #1705: pulled out a pair of pliers and pulled a bullet out of my chest

Wisdom #934: Drawing on my fine command of language, I said nothing.

Wisdom #631: The trouble with bucket seats is that not everybody has the same size bucket.

Wisdom #633: Opportunities always look bigger going than coming.

Wisdom #1589: Vacuum packed for freshness.

Wisdom #1023: Happiness comes in packages marked 'Batteries Not Included'.