Wisdom

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Wisdom #1160: If at first you don't succeed, try following the instructions.

Wisdom #1324: No girdle ever cured a pregnancy.

Wisdom #1312: Never judge a man till you have walked a mile in his shoes, 'cuz by then, he's a mile away, you've got his shoes, and you can say whatever the hell you want to.

Wisdom #652: Funny, I don't remember being absent minded.

Wisdom #1459: Thaaaaaat's niiiiiice.

Wisdom #1411: Seattle Rain Festival - Jan. 1 to Dec. 31

Wisdom #32: Diplomacy is the art of saying "nice doggy" until you can find a rock.

Wisdom #243: Very funny, Scotty. Now beam down my clothes.