Wisdom

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Wisdom #1547: This side up.

Wisdom #1171: If you are sitting, just sit. If you are walking, just walk. Above all, don't wobble.

Wisdom #938: Driving makes you stupid; the more you drive, the stupider you get.

Wisdom #621: A Cowboy's guide to Life: When you're throwin' your weight around, be ready to have it thrown around by somebody else.

Wisdom #1119: I used to be self-actualized, now I'm just confused.

Wisdom #1575: Troglodytism does not necessarily imply a low cultural level.

Wisdom #206: How many of you believe in telekinesis? Raise my hands.

Wisdom #1349: Oh, no, not again.