Wisdom

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Wisdom #1230: Just a simple 'Yes' or 'No' is all I understand

Wisdom #1307: Never attempt to distract a masturbating gorilla.

Wisdom #728: "But we'll never survive!" "Nonsense. You're only saying that because no one ever has."

Wisdom #864: Chill out... everything's under control...

Wisdom #1469: The Czech's in the mail. Sending Frenchman by FAX.

Wisdom #670: If God wanted me to touch my toes, he would have put them on my knees.

Wisdom #1464: That which is not forbidden is mandatory.

Wisdom #1352: Okay, everyone out of the gene pool!