Wisdom

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Wisdom #1640: When life gives you a lemon, say 'Lemons? I like lemons. What else have you got?'

Wisdom #1611: We find the defendant innocent by reason of being generally clueless.

Wisdom #924: Don't give up, push a pawn

Wisdom #1409: Save the whales! Collect the whole set!

Wisdom #1049: His philosophy was a mixture of three famous schools -- the Cynics, the Stoics and the Epicureans - and summed up all three of them in his famous phrase, "You can't trust any bugger further than you can throw him, and there's nothing you can do about it,

Wisdom #598: Technology for the Country Folk ... MAIN FRAME: Holds up the barn ruf

Wisdom #30: The meek shall inherit the earth---they are too weak to refuse.

Wisdom #349: The quantity of consonants in the English language is constant. If omitted in one place, they turn up in another. When a Bostonian "pahks his cah," the lost R's migrate southwest, causing a Texan to "warsh" his car and invest in "erl" wells.