Wisdom

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Wisdom #800: And the Lord spake unto Elvis, "Thou hast spoken against me Elvis, and I curse thee to have thy blue suede shoes trod upon for all time..."

Wisdom #1012: Green potatoes and green potato chips are to be distinguished from brown potato chips, which are another matter entirely.

Wisdom #326: The Web site you seek cannot be located but endless others exist

Wisdom #1023: Happiness comes in packages marked 'Batteries Not Included'.

Wisdom #1521: The wind is plowed and sometimes sturgeon.

Wisdom #917: Do you ever feel like putting your fist through a window just so you can feel something?

Wisdom #1084: I don't want anybody else; when I think about you I touch myself

Wisdom #1420: Sin that pays its way can travel freely, and without a passport; whereas virtue, if a pauper, is stopped at all frontiers.