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Wisdom #185: Employment application blanks always ask who is to be notified in case of an emergency. I think you should write . . . A Good Doctor!

Wisdom #572: The World's Shortest Books #7. George Foreman's Big Book of Baby Names

Wisdom #255: There's too much blood in my caffeine system.

Wisdom #1660: Xyzzy doesn't mean shit.

Wisdom #407: Where there's a will, I want to be in it.

Wisdom #1201: It is my firm belief that it is a mistake to hold firm beliefs.

Wisdom #635: Junk is something you throw away three weeks before you need it.

Wisdom #624: The quickest way to double your money is to fold it over and put it back into your pocket.

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