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Wisdom #1162: If it looks like a duck, acts like a duck, and quacks like a duck it is probably just a tool of the conspiracy.

Wisdom #1240: Last time I was stoned, I tried to eat an airport.

Wisdom #206: How many of you believe in telekinesis? Raise my hands.

Wisdom #343: Alcohol and calculus don't mix. Never drink and derive.

Wisdom #1345: Oh, Aunty Em, it's so good to be home!

Wisdom #92: Mixing bowl set designed to please a cook with round bottom for efficient beating.

Wisdom #886: Damn the torpedoes.

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