Wisdom

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Wisdom #615: A Cowboy's guide to Life: Always drink upstream from the herd.

Wisdom #239: Signs It's Time to Abandon Your Space Station: #11. The Soviets announce the space station has a mild cold.

Wisdom #914: Do not taunt the Happy Fun Ball. If Happy Fun Ball starts to smoke, run away and take cover.

Wisdom #597: Technology for the Country Folk ... MOUSE: What eats the grain in the barn

Wisdom #581: Technology for the Country Folk ... MONITOR: Keeping an eye on the woodstove.

Wisdom #25: I am returning this otherwise good typing paper to you because someone has printed gibberish all over it and put your name at the top.

Wisdom #1168: If this is paradise, I wish I had a lawnmower.

Wisdom #1157: If I was a woman I'd stay at home all day and play with my breasts.