Wisdom

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Wisdom #160: Read more books and watch less TV.

Wisdom #691: Excuse me. But can anyone tell me what's going on here?

Wisdom #1024: Happiness is mandatory. Are you happy?

Wisdom #1614: We should build an Intel processor out of penguins.

Wisdom #56: I'm not a bad computer, I'm just a bad robot.

Wisdom #966: FIVE TONS OF FLAX!

Wisdom #505: Never read a book of demon summoning aloud, even as a joke.

Wisdom #393: Sometimes I wake up grumpy; Other times I let him sleep.