Seems I was a little behind the times... (about two years), didn't know you had phased out the scales, sorry to see them go.

It was an eye opener to see all the photos, great stuff, saved a few. I seem to be the only one caught off guard and without a smile, oh well. Glad to see the Chocolate Chip Boob-Scale didn't make it to the site, that would take some explaining.

Reading through the site seemed rather sad until I got to the point where you mention it's onward to the next invention, can't wait to see what's up.

If you have some time, maybe you could help out on my anti-gravity sneakers. Seems if I travel to the North, the left shoe lifts up and kicks me in the butt. Traveling to the South, the right shoe will plant one in my backside. All's fine if I travel east-west. Think there's a market for unidirectional sneakers??

All in all I had some good times there, and wish you a creative inventing future, (we all know inventing is the fun part).

I'm sure I'll continue to bother the hell out of... I mean keep in touch with ya.

- John W